cool thanks boss

I'll put them back on when I've fixed the glitch with the static post editor. For the time being, you can use this page as your reference. Sorry!

No emoticons now =

Look up Haunted Solitude

Sounds awesome MetalSamuari. Will you make a thread about it? Is there a thread about it?

working on more experimental dark ambient tracks (not to mention, dungeon synth and voodoo ritual chanting )

Ordered the new Faustcoven on a whim. I remember really enjoying the second one, but their last one slipped through the cracks for me (not even sure if I've heard it

Undergang from Copenhagen is a heavy and disgusting band!

Keep going. That was just the stepping stone. Out of the Abyss is so ridiculously thrashy, especially on "Whitechapel". I've always considered that the drummer change after 1983 only tapped the band's inner potential as visionaries. No disrespect to Rick Fisher, who was there from the very beginning.

Crystal Logic is the first album to have touched my soul.

Feel free to contact me for bug reports. Also, I've switched the post editor format. I just need to look into the conflicts with emoticons. Otherwise, it's all good.

That just means you've read all new posts already, Shawn

Yeah, it works now...was not working before

Surely they've done that before at least once?

Sodom, Kreator, Destruction and Tankard should tour together!

Is fine for me bud

View Unread Posts gives an error now and shows nothing

yes mum

Redundant. When a new post is made, just click to read unread posts.

What the fuck happened to the view new posts button?

3 now actual

Go read and comment on the 2 threads I just made and stop wanking

I wanked on them

BOTH

Both or just one?

can i have your blasphemy hoodie?

ded nao

RIP

Gonna an hero myself so I don't have to make a decision

I was actually thinking of starting some new band threads and shit, but how could I ruin such a legacy? I FEEL SO CONFLICTED WITH MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!

Off to the gas gamber with me. Oy vey!

LOL!

Oh dear

I did nazi that coming.

I've officially made 1488 posts now. Can't ever post again. kbai

Not all bibles are "clean".

Leave the bible out of this you filthy boy!

No. It's a great verse that I'm citing.

Masturbating while everyone else is sleeping again, Painkiller?

Can you hear my silent scream?

I'm going to get beat to a pulp that week

Next week is going to be one fucking hell of a week for me; going to see Elder at the Roxy on the 15th, then going to see Necrot at Resident with a couple friends on the 16th, then seeing Demolition Hammer perform Epidemic of Violence on the 18th at the Whisky

Reviews are always more fun to write if there's something good or bad that wildly stands out.

Mediocre and otherwise boring albums are actually harder to summarize than those that are outright garbage. The music could be well-played, but creativity is light years away. Maybe the instrumentals are pretty damn good, but the douchebag vocalist kills the whole mood entirely. I'm of mind that if the vocalist sucks ass, the entire band crumbles.

Well, I posted a mini review, my first ever in fact. It's hard to come up with anything when the album in question is boring and bland. I think reviews are great to inform people of how the should spend their money. If anything I hope it'll serve as a writing exercise.

In my experience, writing a review should happen when it happens. It's easy to speak in absolutes (positive or negative), but it takes a lot of time and care to polish up your thoughts neatly, so that your audience will learn from your reviewing style on how formal opinions can be held. Sadly, the Internet in general is garbage, and most people don't value intelligent discourse. Fuck 'em, I say.

I wrote reviews and interviewed bands for years. Never again!

I think it's harder to write a review for a bad album than a good one.

It is. I got writer's block when it comes to writing album reviews. It's super mega difficult if you write for the Metal Archives.

Writing album reviews is harder than I thought!

Thrash is alive and well thanks to that revial 12-13 years ago.

I keep forgetting people still listen to thrash lol

No one else that is.lol

Seeing a new death metal poll is a reminder that the thrash metal poll has many years to go.I'm not able to do them any more,yeah still. No else wants to do it?

So is Drawn and Quartered. Their new album fucking kills!

Immolation is fun to blast while driving.

oh I bet it's like this

>the shoutbox does meme arrows

Textico.

It's ridiculously difficult to choose between Cruciamentum, Horrendous, and Skeletal Remains for me

I did the best I could, and 2015 Death Metal poll is finally active, lol

2015 was a hard peen year for metal

On Undergang now, followed by Vastum...; this poll makes my peen hard

Gene makes my peen hard

Already jerking off to these Perdition Temple tunes

Jerk off while you type

I completely forgot how to link the album link into the album title, so I'm just putting the links after the image link, lol

I'm a functioning drug addict and only post sober 50% of the time I BELIEVE IN YOU

Get more drunk then post it.

Only on 7/10 lol

going as fast as I possibly can atm while super buzzed af bordering drunk while trying not to make any mistakes

Post it nao pls work is boring AF

Also Cruciamentum, Horrendous, Desolate Shrine, Undergang, Skeletal Remains, and Perdition Temple, so watch out for this poll

Those releases being Adversarial and Archgoat's 2015 releases

It was taking me so long and I got so tired of researching that I just let a couple War Metal releases onto it, even though they may be more BM than DM, but they're at least a large portion DM

Yeah

GOOD

I tried quoting one of my prior ones, but it doesn't really help; this poll is gonna look like shit, lol

Finally making the 2015 DM poll, but it's been so long since I've made a poll that I don't remember any of the formatting

Just more shit taking up space.

That's when you start trading.

I don't really sell, so never ever was an issue.

Glad I never fell into the hopeless pit of selling off thousands of CDs after getting tired of them, while ordering a shitload more. I would prefer an alternative.

That makes a lot of sense

Wellington NZ

Where the fuck do you live, TDP?

Back in the country, after being in the Gold Coast eight days, loved it.

I definitely enjoy Crystal Logic more than I used to.

Finally on the final stages of the 2015 Death Metal poll.... just have to give a few more albums a serious listen

What a shitty week it has been.

We've honestly been coping by hunting down 2ch posts and looking for rage. At least the 2ch guys generally seem to dislike it too. That's the only solace we have here.